Great, you just murdered Schrödinger’s catch.

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

Hmm, 724 bucks. Looks like the vendor accidentally charged him the parking fee by mistake. The cost for two in-stadium beers should be less than half that amount.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Quick sneaky Tug leads to a happy ending.

I’m glad the Twitter feed you linked is picking up on something that I haven’t been able to unsee since it was pointed out to me.

Sam Darnold, seems to have a lack of confidence, a total case not having good self-espleen.

I didn’t hear that last part, could you speak up please?

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

Yes, and you’re ugly, but in the morning I’ll be sober.

Which is the ONLY reason that you don’t run a world-class Formula One team, I’m sure.

Not to Bottas.

Pour yourself a drink and kick back your feet.  You get to coast the rest of the weekend after that comment.  

Still it’s an unfortunate chain of events.

I don’t think this is deep seated. Don’t soft pedal it. Sounds like a crank.

Well, Eekhoffed up the victory... sorry har har. 

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

My “Not involved in human trafficking” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.