It’s part of Ben Wyatt’s (Adam Scott’s character on Parks and Rec) back story. He was a failed mayor in his hometown.

I am confused by the Lord taking Jesus Christ’s name in vain. 

Yeah I also read that first sentence as a biblical reference. What is wrong with me?

No team operator would cheerfully agree to pay five years’ money for four years’ work unless there were a nearly endless supply of money.

It’s true. KD has publicly commented on how divisive Mikey is.

No there’s like a little string in every house, and when you pull the string, a bell rings at the fire department, and each bell is labelled “The Hope Orchard,” “Whale Meadow,” “Molly’s Pink Log” or what have you.

Lately everybody seems to be getting their turn. Hawks, Kings, Capitals, Blues ... I am sure the Leafs will get theirs soon. I hope not, but I am preparing myself.

I guess we should both just leave then.

Why care about Billy’s either? Or yours?

He is a cancer on the sport and a stain on the benevolent Warriors. That and he told me, “Fuck your fantasy team,”

So in response to some Canadian talking heads (also, experts with first-hand experience) going over the top in their criticism of the USWNT, you decided that the most useful thing you could do was to publish this?

Making fun of his grammar and spelling is elitist. It’s his achomlishments that really matter.  

We actually spell it “We the Nourth.”

It’s a no lose situation for him.

Baked beans for breakfast are fantastic. Sardines or other tinned fish, I am not so sure about.

You know you really sound like you have had first-hand experience of being sentenced to death.

Those phone bikers are sending me hate tweets as we speak.

Second that. Also a lot of people seem to think that a runner standing on a base has some kind of magical protection from being out.

COME ON MAN even the Blues tried harder than that. OK, well, maybe not. But still.

It all feels very weird to me ... each team has stretches where I think “well clearly one of these teams is a lot better than the other and this is going to be over in a hurry.”