Good spot.

He’s actually high-fiving another person while the shot is in the air.

Methinks you may be missing the point of that Onion headline.

That’s freaky, but some of the freaky is an illusion. When I first watched it, it looks like the puck bounces off a stanchion on the end boards, then takes a sharp left turn and into the net. But the stanchion it hits is not behind the goal line. It comes off a stanchion up high and well before the goal line, makes a…

I am not sure about that. But they definitely call this “not icing” all the time. It’s hockey’s equivalent of the neighbourhood play.

Exactly! See where the puck leaves the frame for a fraction of a second, and then all of a sudden it’s going in! Are we supposed to believe it just changed direction like that??

Whoa there put on the brakeman.

But ... does USC confer some kind of status that is worth that kind of money? I’m Canadian, so assume I don’t swim in this water every day. I could name three California universities from which a degree (or even entrance) would impress me. USC is not one of them. Are people really dying to get in there?

I haven’t read a single comment here defending Barstool’s content or Portnoy’s behaviour. There are attacks on Drew, attacks on Deadspin, or claims about Barstool’s “success.” But nobody in the argument actually has anything good to say about them. Weird.

I’m sure everybody agrees that Scotch Dorks are the worst, but I’m having trouble figuring out who’s the runner up for last place.

Yes. If he had made good contact the puck would have been well in front of his stick on its way into the net. He heeled it.

Yeah, commenters need to expand their sphere of interest.

Rhesus this is getting bad.

There must be a SPECIAL EDITION coming that are all about Robert Kraft. Right? Please?

So much. “no banana hammock” WTF

Yeah the lateral steering was not great even if they thought they could clear ... if they didn’t glance off the bridge piling, they came damn close.

I think you’re right — that whitewater moving up the port side from the stern towards the bow is probably evidence that they are backing the screws pretty hard, at least at the end. It’s just working very very slowly. The mistake happened way before the video starts.

No way a Russian lets anybody hold his (her) Vodka. Nor does (s)he need two hands to do the donut.

Excuse me, but one of them was called the Rough Riders. Totally different thing. 

I want to comment on this.