it would be fairer and more logical overall to punish actions regardless of outcomes

WTF who wrote this?!?

But that’s a straw man. The article isn’t excusing Khabib, it’s calling out White’s hypocrisy.

Well you can’t judge a book by its cover. Except this one, I assume.

I have a friend know a person who is a Red Sox, Alabama, UNC, UCONN, and Green Bay fan.

Pre-Saving

She’s not saying it was a fluke... Just that it didn’t have that much to do with them being “good” at “hockey.” I think that may be exactly the right way to put it.

“six chunks of soggy tofu” my new fantasy team name 

I really think you may have opened up a new frontier in hockey analytics here.

Man, WTF? There are plenty of people arguing the “good call” side of this argument without slinging that kind of bullshit around. Maybe you thought this was barstool?

But Kavanaugh categorically denied things that we KNOW are true and made statements that are basically impossible to believe. “Renata Alumni” was meant to be affectionate? Come on. Admit that you were making a cruel joke at somebody else’s expense. And he denied other things that are widely corroborated - he often…

And in this particular case, the white guy in a suit who owns their team is one of the richest people on the planet.

The culprit ... her fiance you mean?

I truly thought your first paragraph was about the possum.

yards allowed per game at 664.0

I also saw the Youppi! resemblance. Then I saw this on the Flyers’ web site:

Seriously, even if he did it, I couldn’t care less.

I know they have a soft-ish schedule and we’ve become accustomed to the Patriots just ... being good. But maybe they aren’t good?

Oh god there are really some horrible people here. And by “here” I mean, in this room where I am sitting alone, laughing.

Wait, what? How did that happen?