The last thing any economy needs to do is “going back to normal”.

“I eventually reconfigured it so she was less of a slacker; she even tried to figure out how to get money from her mom for her college textbooks.”

Yeah...no. He was saving face when confronted with overwhelming opprobrium. We should generally encourage clueless single dudes when they get slightly less clueless, but we shouldn’t throw parades for approaching a basic level of human decency.

James Blunt has a very funny sense of humour and is very self-aware of what most people take to be his popstar persona, and this is very obviously a joke. He's saying the Rolling Stones never had a song as big as "You're Beautiful" for fucks sake, how could anyone possibly take this as a sincere comment?

It kind of sounds like he’s kidding and in on the joke?

He’s hilarious on Twitter and him saying that The Rolling Stones haven't had a James Blunt level hit is very much the humour he'd use

If he is ever looking for work, I have a film idea for him: he plays himself being cast in a Western, but is magically transported to the real wild west, where he is mistaken for a famous bounty hunter and has to take on a band of villainous outlaws.

It’s really bizarre to me how strongly people feel about who is worthy of their precious fun sized milky way bar. If someone comes to your door trick or treating, give them candy and move on with your life. If you can’t do that, keep your light off and be miserable by yourself. 

It sucks that trick-or-treating has become another thing some people have to become cops about. There are a lot of people out there who are Deeply Concerned about their Snickers ending up in the WRONG bucket.

If your kid does that, you raised a shitty kid.  

what’s a “dickfor”?

This should just be posted at the bottom of every article about “sexy costumes”, regardless of the context. 

NOT GOOD ENOUGH, Netflix! It’s time to go all in. Why not play commercials DURING the shows? And since Netflix shows don’t have act breaks, just cut right in! Imagine the possibilities!