My wife’s old car. An ‘03 Honda Accord. The damn trunk liked to just open itself whenever it felt like it. At first I thought it was her fob being accidentally pushed in her purse, so I had her hang the keys up after I verified her trunk was closed. Three hours later I look out the window and there it was, hanging out…

From what I’ve seen, startups don’t seem to have any consistent competence in hiring anyone other than software developers.

I saw one the other day at my local Target, I thought I wonder if that person knows what an awesome car they have. Then on my way out I saw the owner, he was an older gentleman, he was loading grand kids in the car. I looked at him, he looked back, I nodded and he opened his jacket to show an AMG Racing team shirt. …

You know what? Fuck you guys, I want an R63 now.

This is actually the guidance I got from a fleet manager at a federal agency. Slow down to 15 under until the tailgater passes.

With friends like you, who needs anemones?

Sorry, I’ll leave the internet now.

He says he’s in the right lane.

For future posts, night I suggest a slight change to the light gray box above the comments?

me, the first three times I read that sentence.

BE SHAMED SIR BRAD, FOR NONE HAVE THE POSTURE NOR STATUS TO QUESTION THE STRENGTH OF THESE FINE HERO MEN, FOR THEIR EFFORTS ARE FOREVER RECORDED AND THEIR COURAGE PROVEN FOR ALL TIME TO COME.

Well by this same logic, nobody gives a rats anus how fast a Chevy Equinox or a Honda Accord can do 0-60, but it still gets printed. So what if it’s a dick measuring contest that means virtually nothing, it is with the vast majority of cars on the road anyway.

Wait...for decades of combustion-powered automobiles, 0-60 times were everything. It’s the primary stat the entire automotive publishing industry was built upon. But with battery-powered cars we’re now suddenly not supposed to care?

I used to ride a motorcycle. I still do, but I used to also.

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People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

And yet he’s the happiest person I know.

I strung a guy on once (I usually try to work in the “I am a meat popsicle” phrase from Fifth Element) and finally just asked him if this really works on people or if he is just hoping its being sold by some old lady. His response was that I would be surprised at how often it worked. He then asked if I wanted in on…

You should have aspirations higher than “I want to be just like Pat Robertson.”

I doubt that anybody is unaware that older cars were designed to meet a lesser impact standard. That’s the whole point - here’s why car designed over a quarter century ago that’s still being produced probably shouldn’t be.

Can we as a car community stop calling this thing a M4 and call it what it realy is, a M3 Solara?