Good thing drivers follow every rule to the letter.

As someone who yearly makes the trek from Ohio to Ocean City for H2Oi, there are a lot of things I feel compelled to shed light on for the sake of not only clarity, but hopefully some productive thought that might help things going forward.

Sounds more appealing than “Lettuce Leaves”

I am a college history professor. I feel like I did a good job if I only use the word “Motherfucker” once a class.

The Sentra Nismo Concept from a few years ago had 240 hp, so here’s hoping. I really wish Nissan would return to its roots.

Agreed, this is obviously an answer to the Civic 1.5T. Even though it’s not a Sentra Nismo, I still give Nissan credit for putting this car out there, seeing as though Honda and VW are the only other companies willing to make turbocharged tweener cars like these.

I go to the various Popeye’s in Boston “after dark” and I’m assuming based on the nature of your comment that you’re white so I’m “like you”.

Holy hell, that’s tedious. Makes Jalopnik seem like a commune.

All those SJWs and Misandrists keeping them down - otherwise they would be running things (if they ever emerged from their parent’s basements or college dorm room).

Reddit is an unmitigated shithole.

So wait, you’re telling me that reddit is a cespool of bitchy neck beards?

Isn’t the English language neat?

“tend to appear out of nowhere quickly”

Yo Patrick, how do we put someone back into the grays?

I also had an M52 which is still doing well at well over 193,000 miles

All this talk about Schroedinger makes me think of another word for cat. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can’t put my finger on it.

I don’t know, man. She’s doin something with her life. I’ve got a stuffed anteater.

If the manufacturers want to contend that you can’t work on a vehicle, any vehicle because they own the code, then that’s fine. But if I can’t work on my own vehicle, you have to warranty it indefinitely. Fair? I mean, it’s their freaking code, right? They should have to fix it.

But that’s the whole point of the rant, it’s impossible to keep suede clean.