Maybe he was being super helpful and BUILT one for them out of Legos! Harvard is so ungrateful!

Get it together, CBS2 :/

My boyfriend and I met because Tindr lied about our locations. Also I ignored his first message to me via Tindr for 2 weeks, our first date lasted 8 hours, and we lived 2 hours apart the first 3 months we dated.

“Respect Are-Country Speak English”

??? All your base are belong to US???

“I don’t think dignity is guaranteed in the Constitution.”

Who in the ever-loving fuck would say this with such pride

:/ All I saw when I read that was, “suck it, loser f**s,” and her disgusting, smug face. She’s TAUNTING people, now. Ugh.

My dad’s Mexican and his mom made him good, spicy food, so he likes his food to pack a lot of heat. He went to a Mid-Western pizza joint, once, and ordered a pepperoni/jalapeno pizza. He said they put a year’s worth of peppers on his pizza and (not so secretly) watched him eat it from the back. He figured that they’d…

They’re both so embarrassing. :/ Grruhhh.

Whenever someone calls me “ma’am”, I fly into a rage. Who in the ever-loving fuck are you calling “ma’am”? TALK TO ME LIKE I’M A PERSON. It’s definitely a regional thing, though...I’m from CA, where people are offended by “honorary” titles because they imply age and/or being waived off with cynically formal language.

I heard a clip of her explanation on the radio...She genuinely didn’t understand that the contestant was a real nurse. She also didn’t understand why her act was interesting to others. >_> She reminds me of my “slower” clients who don’t know what browsers are or how visit a URL without finding it on Google first...

Yes, I would like to see a former politician become an actor. We’ve seen the reverse a few times...

This gif reminds me of the animatronic Indiana Jones at Disneyland

I sat at my desk and laughed and laughed and laughed at Obama’s tweet. He knew how one quarter of the populace would read it, including CNN, I guess

Humbert Humbert would not approve!

HM, WONDER WHAT SHE’S REALLY TRYING TO SAY.

I didn’t drive to work via flooded freeway unscathed to see THIS. Who signed off on this? Why

Entertaining thought: even if the officers DID agree with Kim Davis, they would still take her into custody if required be law. Heh. Also, those guys look bored.

Gee, I sure wish I could come up with my OWN version of a “god” that other people had to pretend to care about in court. Too bad I have a conscience. And a brain. And respect for others.

This tweet made me laugh harder than I’m willing to admit. Trump should write copy for Hallmark or design t-shirts for Hot Topic

Thank you for this article. Everytime I hear someone bitch about their period, I wonder if they’ve ever tried skipping it. I’ve skipped mine since I was 18 and moved out of my Catholic household. Fuck periods, fuck religious communities for telling women they have to suffer despite the many medical options. Long live…