Right? It’s like a personal holiday for me every time the Pope says something. You know you’re going to hear a relative stammering to refute his points at the next family gathering.

Are you my long lost sister????? lol

I got my index finger in my belly button by tearing my shoulder. This “test” reminds me of the one where you were supposed to touch your elbows behind your back and, if you fell for it, you popped your boobs everywhere at everyone

Sounds like he received a lot of “freedom” mail...I would say that Christian pockets seem to love shooting themselves in the foot, but nothing of consequence ever happens to these people.

The kids were lucky to have such a thoughtful person as a teacher. Hope he finds another job soon.

This...family. I don’t know what the truth is, but whatever it is, it is awful for those involved.

YES, he has a face that just screams “Colin.” Look at how he offers his tiny baby hands to the men helping him, like he already knows his entitlement

MEDICAL SCIENCE HAS ANGERED THE RAIN GOD. THE RAIN GOD DEMANDS THE BIRTH OF ALL IMPLANTED EMBRYOS

This reminds me, vaguely, of the woman from Spain who decided to tell everyone she was a 911 survivor.

I must not have as many baby-having friends as everyone else. I like looking at my friends’/cousins’ baby photos, especially since I haven’t met many of them... :’4 None of these people use their children as status updates, though, and that seems to be the pet peeve this article discusses.