Daylight savings strikes again.

“Working on more adult acting roles”

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

He was the best part of the prequels.

Although the ‘vulture’ was never called that in the movie...his occupation made it clear what he was.

I’m sure he’s a good kid, but has a rookie come into any league with as many people wanting him to fail as Lonzo Ball?

Wayward Hayward heads M-A-ward

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Han Solo should not get an origin story. The entire reason you like him in the first movies is because you don’t really know what he’s about. He’s a mystery. Is he good, bad, whatever.

That and the fact that there are already live action Japanese Death Note movies. If people really want a live action Japanese Death Note, they can go watch it right now.

Just to play devil’s advocate, doesn’t it make sense to retell the story in an American context for an American audience. Japan is such an incredibly complicated country and culture that I would be worried that an attempt by an American director to tell a story there would actually end up misrepresntening Japanese…

Mr. Met is beyond middle fingers now

Sounds like someone who sleeps until 8:00 and gets to the office at 9:00.

Doublestuf Oreos are an abomination. The original has the perfect ratio of cookie to cream. It’s just science. Doublestuf was introduced in what, the mid-90's? Nothing from that time is any good. Clinton impeachment? Frosted tips? Women’s shoulder pads? NOTHING.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

FFS Deadspin posters, grow up and show some decency for a change. You disgust me with your immediate desire to laugh at tragedy through snark and pop culture references. Can’t you all just take a step back for a minute and act human for once?

Should have watched The Incredibles and known the perils of a cape.

I have an early transcript of the proceedings: