Daylight savings strikes again.

“Working on more adult acting roles”

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

I’m sure he’s a good kid, but has a rookie come into any league with as many people wanting him to fail as Lonzo Ball?

Wayward Hayward heads M-A-ward

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Han Solo should not get an origin story. The entire reason you like him in the first movies is because you don’t really know what he’s about. He’s a mystery. Is he good, bad, whatever.

Mr. Met is beyond middle fingers now

Sounds like someone who sleeps until 8:00 and gets to the office at 9:00.

Doublestuf Oreos are an abomination. The original has the perfect ratio of cookie to cream. It’s just science. Doublestuf was introduced in what, the mid-90's? Nothing from that time is any good. Clinton impeachment? Frosted tips? Women’s shoulder pads? NOTHING.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

FFS Deadspin posters, grow up and show some decency for a change. You disgust me with your immediate desire to laugh at tragedy through snark and pop culture references. Can’t you all just take a step back for a minute and act human for once?

Should have watched The Incredibles and known the perils of a cape.

That logic doesn’t work.

We don’t define an object by its type of propulsion. If we did, then (according to your reasoning)...

In car racing you use an engine and wheels to move the car.

In motorcycle racing you use an engine and wheels to move the motorcycle.

Ergo: A motorcycle is a car.

I have an early transcript of the proceedings:

Respectfully disagree. I-10 is North America’s long intestine. I-70 is God’s work.

Between this and his mouthguard-chewing, arm-waving antics he really is like the world’s biggest, oldest 10 year old boy.