☐ Mayweather

What a bunch of no-fun-nicks you guys are. That was a God damned blast! 

What is $10-20 to watch a live trainwreck? Few are really paying the full load for the PPV, and those that are, by all means, waste your disposable income (did you think they were going to click on this anyhow?). I’m smart enough to know that GGG-Canelo is the better pure fight by far, and even that Cotto-Kamegai will…

Surprising, since Cardinals are known for touching and then retouching things like that.

What a complete and unexpected surprise. I for one am shocked that serial drug cheat and drug abuser Jon Jones has yet again tested positive for drugs. I thought for sure that this time, serial drug cheat and drug abuser Jon Jones had finally realized that he could be literally rolling in money like Scrooge McDuck if…

and in paris, this will be released as thor: battle royale with cheese

Bartolo Colon hit a home run, there is no way he can dunk

And lo, did Mike Zimmer carve out one eye and cast it into the well of Mimir as was done by great Odin. Not to gain wisdom, but to spare it from having to watch another Vikings season.

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

1 out of 9 is better than Marvin Lewis’ playoff record.

Wow I’m shocked we got through so many WYTS articles before seeing a butthurt super-fan show up! You’re missing the joke my dude. Early condolences in your wild card loss this year!

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

“See you in the playoffs”

I’m a fan of highly improbable hypotheticals as much as the next guy, but a 9-7 Browns team strains all credulity.

You need to keep its skin wet with showers until the tide comes back in and it can swim away from the beach, otherwise its skin will get dry and it may die.

So... Bran is basically Dr. Manhattan now.

If he sent his fleet on after taking out Yara, then went back to Kings Landing on a different ship, it’s perfectly plausible.

For a website that revels in taking down holier-than-thou pieces of shit (Sandusky, Paterno, Goodell, Mayweather, McGregor, etc.), I’m shocked at how supportive this article is of Jones.