“You know what I like.”

what do you recommend? i’m all cauliflower ears 

If I were the judge it’d be excruciating to have to say “Mr. Machine” so many times without visibly rolling my eyes.

Roofie Skittles. Give you cavities while someone gets your cavities.

Not trying to pick sides here, but one thing Barstool definitely kicks Deadspin’s ass at is actual engagement with athletes. A LOT of athletes follow Barstool and interact with their writers and appear in their content (in their podcasts, in their videos, etc.). Barstool invented the “SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYS”…

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

Russell Wilson’s D also really resents Russell Wilson, said myself and a dozen other people about to make the same joke.

Wait, if you’re killed by a grizzly bear, do you become a grizzly bear? Asking for a friend.

“Jason tried to be peaceful and to avoid further escalation”

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

I’m not going to complain about esports showing up on Deadspin.

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

the Bulls, a team that drifted into the playoffs like a trash barge, are playing good basketball.

It’s even more stunning when you consider that Michael Jordan has been virtually non existent for the Bulls in the series so far.

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

I think we can all agree that most people complaining about PC are racists who are mad they can’t use the n-word, but this is a legit example of PC gone too far.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

He followed that up with a monster block in the last 30 seconds of the game. (Couldn’t get the win, though).

I’m gonna get out ahead of this:

I hear they are leaning the opposite way and looking at Steve Alchevy.