Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

Counterpoint- They beat Michigan on a last second play and anyone who brings misery to the U of M fan base can’t be all bad.

Yeah, he looked a little sluggish but I bet his 40 time is good. I could see him chugging one down with a quickness.

Fair hit: He didn’t even try to initiate a slide.

That’s certainly going to hurt his draft stock. No breakaway speed and trouble breaking tackles.

How did Perry Ellis play? I’m surprised his veteran leadership didn’t make up for Jackson’s absence.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

Only been a year since he’s lost his virginity, and the man’s already eatin ass. He’s a quick learner

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Russell allowed himself a slight smile, and chuckled slightly to himself. It took a long night going through the darker alleys of the French Quarter during the All Star Break to find what some said was only an urban myth.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

Consider this: Warriors in the 3rd outscored EVERY quarter of last weekend’s victorious and undefended West All Star team.

“Why does this person turn their laptop toward me like they... want me to watch every time a sex scene comes along in Game of Thrones?”

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

The Supersonics Thunder are built on LOYALTY.

I haven’t seen this big a burn from Atlanta since Sept. 1, 1864.

They at least need to go back to having original Super Bowl logos, because this bland Lombardi-trophy-in-front-of-that-year’s-stadium shouts just how lame the NFL brass truly is.

If I had a time machine and went back in time, I would talk with John Rockefeller, possibly the wealthiest man in history. I would tell him that I could travel to China in a half a day. That I could talk to any person on the planet and hear not only his voice, but also see his face, in real time from anywhere. All…