I’m surprised that Blessed Sacrament didn’t do better with their recruits, given Kavanaugh’s affinity for hops. 

They need a better evacuation plan. 

So there you go.

If she falls in the forest, does she make a sound? And does she need to be raked up?

Is it just me or is she increasingly getting browner everytime I see her? 

Melania might as well be a tree herself, for all the personality she exhibits.

Seems appropriate to post this.

That episode of Scooby-Doo was pretty lame. 

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Miserable and Mild Mid Season Finale Special Edition

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

What do you mean? He’s got Calvin Joh—oh.

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He’s especially good at the following commands:

Actually his most shameful secret is that he’s never had an iced tea.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)

no kids were with in a 5 home buffer zone all the way around!

Canadian Holidays Ranked:

Potato Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down.

OMG OLD WHITE MAN FOOD FTW