+1 can of Orange Glo

How has no one addressed the fact that a man was conceived during a Wisconsin orgy?

These are mean things to say about Kyle MacLachlan. 

The leanest burger in the world could be the meanest burger in the world if you cook it that way.

With millions of dollars of AmWay money.

“Honey, what the hell movie is this? I thought it was supposed to be about Joe Paterno flying away in a house full of balloons, not Hitler being sodomized by a bunch of women with massive tits!”

I think I found Waldo, and his face is screaming “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

Hey now, that seems a bit harsh to compare her to Mephisto; clearly Henrik Hofgen has muuuuuuuuuuch better eyebrows.

Erhmmm....

(Wipes off door knob handle with crusty sock)

Sounds like those Go Ahead Eagles punks didn’t make anyone’s day.

Hey now, that’s at least two drinks and a lukewarm chicken caesar wrap at Detroit Metro.

Soup! There it is!

Give mother! an Honorary Oscar for Making Us All Scream in Frustration and Agony

No, but in the movie a bunch of trees did.

I see more Race Bannon from “Johnny Quest.”

Racist Bannon from “Jesus Quest.”

I’d read the shit out of that.

God bless you and the work that you do. Any chance I could write a freelance piece about the time I had a pilondial cyst in college? Lot of fun descriptors when that finally burst and the embarrassment of inflating an ass donut before class each day.

+1 Wounded King and/or Robin Williams

+1 a-rum-pa-pun-ting

... His name’s not Coral?