It sure does. It’s been clear for a while that Angelina is more of a homebody than Brad (assuming that your actual “home” can be one of several houses,) and is really focused more on her U.N. work and family as time goes by. If Brad is still interested in jet-setting and drinking heavily and partying and stuff, that…

There are significant problems with certain types of alternative medicine, actually.

would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.

“a literal piece of garbage”

Even the first one, it’s like, “Fuck you, Dove, you don’t know me! I give terrible advice!”

This is really sad. I hope they are able to confirm either way for the sake of their families getting some closure. And before the asshole pile on starts, please everyone remember that teenagers are still SUPER IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN. They might like to think they know everything and make great choices, but, they…

Yes, local law enforcement needs to start a file on anybody who’s been discovered to have an obsession with the weather chick. Fixating on TV personalities & thinking you have a personal relationship with them— that just never ends well.

their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.

I wish I had this much spare brainmatter time to waste. Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends? Get a fucking cactus or something, you losers.

Like mother, like daughter!

My brain melted down with rage and mortification on behalf of your teenage self.

That’s awful, but also kind of horrifically hilarious. Is your mom one of those caustically funny drunks?

O.K., that’s some Bette Davis-level stuff there. Sorry about that.

Standing ovation, you win.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

This is the best Obama. I cannot wait to see what he does post-presidency.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

It’s not the best consent campaign out there, but it’s far from the worst.

I don’t know, I think this slogan is Wisely About Consideration and Kindness, Yet Overt.

Adoption ain’t free or guaranteed, either. Far from it. And as to the “plenty of adoptable kids out there,” there really just *aren’t* unless you adopt older children who may have emotional issues or children with special needs. It’s great that some families are willing or able to do this - but let’s face it, it’s not…

I'm so not feeling Steve Harvey's foray into Oprahdom. Quite frankly, I'm not interested in taking advice from either of them. If you were at a family gathering, Oprah would be that aunt that's ALWAYS on a new fad diet or self help phase. Her unsolicited advice would come in the form of daily affirmation emails…