I feel like this has to be a joke. This is too Miley even for Miley.

If he was a mute... or I was deaf... then maybe. Otherwise gotta give that a hard no.

It’s worse in person.

I agree. My parnets have used alternative medicines for decades, there’s nothing wrong with that when you’re getting your information from a trained professional, but what passes for “alternative medicines” on social media is a whole other reality and quite a bit of it is very problematic to keep spreading around…

I would. My 18 year old nephew and 20 year old niece are immature morons who are still largely motivated by peer pressure, mindless time wasting, and other general bullshit(source: their Facebook pages).

Just because someone is legally (or nearly) old enough to be an “adult” doesn’t mean they’ve yet outgrown the…

I’ve wondered since then if it was some attempt at making me sound unappealing so I wouldn’t have sex at prom? I mean, if it was it worked brilliantly.

*worse

I think I realized pretty quickly that she was being a crazy bitch, and probably didn’t internalize it as much as other things at that age, so I can sort of half laugh about it now vs being tormented for life, but at the time it was completely mortifying.

She and I have never talked about it, but she never said anything like that again. To this day I have no idea what I did to provoke her.

Not to her. He tried to say kind things to me in the car but I blew it off and tried to pretend it hadn’t happened.

I can sort of giggle about it morbidly now, but at the time I wanted to die.

I wish alcohol was a factor, but she was sober as a judge. We’ve never talked about it and she never said anything like that again.

I told her to get control of her inner bitch. My dad still talks about that moment with glee and admiration 16 years later.

“She looks like a clown’s whore.”

They still need high ratings to milk the sponsors though, no?

They’re expensive, fit small (my baby was size 2 in Pampers when we tried Honest Co and she needed a 4 in that brand in order to not have constant diaper blow-outs), the absorbency is no better than cheap store brands, and the designs are cute.... But mostly you put clothes over them anyway.

The Catapult is not still operational, the ride has been permanently shut down.

We had a very simple ceremony with a justice and then planned to have a “staycation” honeymoon in my family’s vacation cabin. Simple but romantic, and since the cabin has no internet or cell reception we were going to spend a 4 day weekend of unplugged time doing nothing but each other(like bunnies).