Love is dead and there’s no survivors

Kushner will serve time in the same prison as Jared Fogel and they will start a white rap group called JJ Bad.

This guy is pure human trash. The interview with Real Sports is hard as fuck to watch because of this guy’s delusional nature. He makes Trump seem sane.

4 months! How many releases does France have per year in theaters?

Aim small. Miss small.

I love that Alonso never trashes McLaren and is always praising them. He does let loose on Honda, however.

this is where I am right now.

this is about where I am right now and it’s amazing.

Oh My God you fucking pearl clutchers.

You’re confusing me with the sound your mom makes in bed.

Not in my state. It’s illegal to be on the phone and drive. Yes, he was holding his phone up to his ear.

I don’t put up with people on their phones and driving when I’m in the car. I even snapped at my Uber driver a couple of weeks ago because he kept taking calls while driving me to the airport.

I was hoping for facehuggering

My first guess was that they just watched Alien for the first time.

There’s always twitter https://twitter.com/SenToomey

Trump has probably retired to his room now to watch the Miss Universe show and jerk off.

In other news, Price has job offers to be the social media coordinator for both Chris Brown and Floyd Mayweather.

“I’m white like Brady, do you think Goodell cares?”

“I respect black men so much, I make them move to places that are more affordable. That is the new Affordable Care Act.”

I knew I was missing something!