AB would live stream that and I would watch that man smile all day.

The Blood God would be pleased.

Trump: “I met a black man today. He was the very best black man. His Father was one of the best black men to ever be alive besides me.”

Oberyn Martel is all confused now.

Call Liberator Medical. I’m serious. I just found the best catheter for me.

Unsurprisingly no. This one was not Cartman’s fault. It was two rogue trainers fucking with Kyle, who did it for the lulz.

lol this is just a meme waiting

Mayweather would have to spell his name first on the contract.

Why does flying cause people to forget how to behave in public?

This is Los Angeles, not King’s Landing!

“Ahhhhhhhh, the French, a delicious new lube from Paul Mason.”

Which is insane because my car is older than that and in much better condition than half the cars I’ve ridden in.

No, that’s a fucking mop!

They really hang outside of the window to deflect molotov cocktails of sarin gas.

They were unable to come to an accord.

Being woken up every 108 minutes is fucking scary.

This doesn’t make any sense. People are downloading because they don’t have or what legal access. The risk of a virus or trojan is low and if you’re smart you’re scanning your files before opening them.

It’s called the Squeeze Test and it’s not widely used because you have to compare how much the ball squeezes in comparison to Goodell’s cock.