I'm not sure if the pink ones are as visually disturbing, but the bubblegum colored ones oddly make me think of semen...

http://fuckyeahjamesdeen.tumblr.com is my personal favorite. nsfw obvs.

Seriously. Nobody has better explained my relationship with all things coconut better than Zombieland's Tallahassee.

My sister in law is Paula. She once got a credit card with her named spelled "Pula". It's been a running joke for years, way before I ever came along. But now my 10 yr old loves to call her Aunt Pula. She's thankfully a good sport.

Haha, he does have the right coloring! And yes, Scooby is a Dane but the creator said he wanted him to be everything a Dane is not (supposedly). Little did he know that most Danes are in fact big ol chickens ;)

Ha, I get the same thing with my Harlequin Great Dane. Are you sure he's a Dane? But what's he mixed with? Is he part Mastiff? Ugh.

They make a pot that has the strainer in the lid, and they're fantastic.

That's the current rage in decor right now, thanks to Restoration Hardware and Ballard. Now even Home Depot and Lowes have their versions.

Crap I think it was like 5 or 6 MONTHS after giving birth before I even halfway thought about getting it on again. Nun uh. Then again, my L&D story is absolutely horrifying. Also, as I rocked my newborn in the nursery, one nurse announced a woman had just given birth.....and she had a 9 month old at home! 7 days! She…

I have not had lap band; I had a Vertical Sleeve Gastroectomy. But as I was researching my options, I was very turned off at the idea of how the lap band is "maintained". There is a port just under your skin that they insert a needle into to change the inflation of your band, adding or removing the fluid that…

Yay for Sleeves! I had mine done 9/13/11, I am down -125lbs, and at my one year post op my surgeon said, "I would be elated if every sleeve patient came in here at a year out with your BMI and your blood levels!" On paper, I am healthy! I've gone from a size 24 to a size 8, I feel and look like a whole new person. My…

Gosh, I can't remember. Probably not, as the years after that were pretty rough for me.

When I was a senior in high school (96-97) my friend and I got a disposable camera from WalMart (I think the green brand). After developing we were shocked to find the first picture was upside down, and it showed several Asian women around a table, putting film into the very same kind of camera we had purchased. They…

The store they went to only "sells" rescued dogs, and is a 501(c)(3) non-profit: http://spotlosangeles.com/Rescue.aspx

My 10 year old son has recently discovered MLP and is totally enamored. He's bought the trading cards with his own money and plays the game on our iPad constantly. I even downloaded it and am already at level 36. I talked my husband into some MLP toys he asked for to be under the tree. I hate gender stereotypes in…

You realize my kid has his whole life to be bitter and judgmental about the world, right? And that if at age 10 he still believes in Santa, then I'm going to embrace that for a little while longer. Because soon enough he's going to be a moody, hyper-hormonal, grumpy jerk and I'll miss the days of innocence. Pull the…

I knew life changes were coming when my 10 year old son requested Axe body wash during our grocery store trek. There must be a girl, and hopefully he's driving her to nausea with the amount of Axe funk surrounding him during the day. I can honestly sense a cloud coming into the room 30 seconds before he ever appears.…

No, turn the supporting fist the other way, to grasp underneath the hand with the ASL t. Almost like cupping a handgun butt.

D'awwww.....Great Danes are made of awesome. My Harlequin, Phantom, is now 6 and starting to slow down but he's still super affectionate and lovey.

This hand position is used as you lay on your stomach, supporting this fist with your other.