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Miser and misanthrope all alone in a mansion on Christmas Eve. I’m sure I’ve heard this story somewhere . . .

This is the week of Womp Womp

Trump has done what he promised. Maybe with the amount of naughty staff in the Trump administration, Santa will need to deliver so much coal that the coal industry is profitable again?

I hope someone shits in his mouth while he’s in prison. Repeatedly.

LITERALLY GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

Hmmm, call the call an ambulance, or wait I can just pour some bleach on her while she’s still alive, because she’s so bloody and ugly right now. We’ll just see what happens after that soaks in, I’m just gonna go to bed now.

It’s so clear, so painfully obvious that this man is literally insane and needs to be held somewhere for observation. He needs to be kept away from the public for a very long time.

This will not be his only murder

Yeah ... no. Murder doesn’t become okay because you do it during sexual intercourse.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

I know a lot of you are probably going to jump all over Rapaport but before you do, consider briefly what sort of miserably small existence it must be to be a 50 year old man who thinks the world gives the slightest shit about who his Cialis works for.

“It’s for gay men.”

1970s polyester will get back in its hole or it will get the hose!

It’s not just employees at risk. If flight crew are wearing these uniforms and endangering fellow workers, they are close enough to be endangering passengers with the same sensitivities to the uniforms. 

why must we make all clothes out of plastic? it’s fucking up the ocean, it feels weird, it melts, it smells bad. fuck the oil industry and their fucking bullshit, fuck the airlines

I liked Greta van Fleet, but everyone’s telling me I shouldn’t and they’re lame and bad. Do I just have bad taste or am I old or what’s going on. 

Huh. Who knew The Trash Fire Show would have so much trouble getting advertisers.

I remember what it felt like my first semester of college, on the other side of my state from home. How it felt to realize that my mother could not knock on my door at any moment and then burst in screaming at me for having the nerve to tell her “just a minute!”. That she could no longer follow my daily actions and…