My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

I just love them. I hope they have a big fat healthy baby that I can obsess over too.

That is the most amazing little tidbit of information about Kirk Cameron I’ve ever read.

The episode comedy episode was pretty good. The problem is that the X-Files has always been a bettert post-modern procedural than an ongoing drama, and Carter was way too interested in long-running plot threads.

This. It’s Full House rebooted- if you had high expectations of it, your disappointment is purely your own fault. PG entertainment (and entertainment doesn’t mean that it’s high quality) with a lot of nostalgia and maybe a fleeting glimpse of the innocence you once had when DJ got her first kiss.

It’s phenomenally awful. But it *has* opened the lines of communication with my 7 yr old about “Nice Guys” and the fallacy of the “friendzone” so like...yah

I totally agree. So many people are like “agh this show is awful!” and it’s like “yeah... it’s always been awful. what did you expect?” It’s not like it was some sophisticated art or something. It was a corny family sitcom. Why are we so shocked that the reboot is another corny family sitcom? What were we hoping for?

You didn’t include the joke that made me pace around my apartment for a good 5 minutes

DJ: Is this what the kids call taking a “walk of shame”
Stephanie: No, I Ubered!

maybe she’s trying to stop the trump/cruz/rubio cesspool by encouraging her republican friends to vote for a slightly saner candidate. at least that is what i am telling myself right now to not be upset.

How many selfies do you think Leo has with his Oscar on his phone by now?

I am not sure she is coming out as a Republican but rather saying that Kasich would be the best of the Republican candidates, which I would agree with.

I was in 5th grade and I was so excited to vote for him!

For me it’s the creatures without eyes that they meet thinking that sight must be so limiting, once it’s described to them.

Literally knew nothing about politics at that time (I was 3), but I goddamned loved it when All That would do their Ross Perot spoof a few years later. He really did speak to the children.

This is exactly why I voted for him in my kindergarten election. I loved his charts!

You missed it because you weren’t being glib ;)

Damn! How’d I miss that branding opportunity? As the child of a codependent situation I feel for all of them. It's damage money can't fix

Codependency.

Taylor Swift winning album of the year is some serious bullshit. Kendrick Lamar and Alabama Shakes were far more deserving. I guess we couldn’t go one awards season without having America’s favorite little white princess playing the underdog victim card. GAAAH I can’t stand her.