stop this is me rn and it’s making me sad.

Yep.

I know right!!! Like fuck the 5th Amendment - they should have to answer for their crimes!!!

It should be illegal for ANYONE accused of ANY crime to not be put on the stand. Fuck, this is disgusting!

So many people are being decieved by the show “Fixer Upper.” Waco is not a sweet country town filled with adorable shabby-chic homes. IT’S A TRAP PEOPLE.

I said “city,” not “crime scene.”

Counterpoint: Waco.

Yes they are. They are not all “with model looks”, “super sexy, or any bunch of words that means “Scarlett Johannson or Jennifer Lawrence” but they are all described with their physical attributes since that is how a script works.

Optimus_rhyme has a reputation for saying racist and sexist shit on kotaku and for making rape jokes. Just informing you so you can avoid this asshole in the future.

Well, OTOH, the number of times I’ve seen ‘hot’ or ‘sexy’ or thereabouts as a descriptor for a female character does not nearly equal the number of times I’ve seen ‘handsome’ or ‘sexy’ or thereabouts for a male character. Moreover, the male character’s attractiveness is rarely a defining aspect.

Yes. Because that’s all it is. Nothing about her personality, how she carries herself, what’s on her mind, how she’s behaving, is she distracted, is she interested, is she joking, is she amused, is she surprised, is she angry. It’s just how she looks, and this one is literally just the colors — like the writer is…

I’ve gotten the impression from some articles I read somewhere (here) that any time a celebrity mentions a product on social media, they are likely getting a payout of some sort. Otherwise, why not just post the photo? (Conversely, these two are both super business-savvy and I can’t imagine they would advertise for…

No, because Carly Fiorina is the one headed for that special place.

I feel like this is the appropriate place to tell this story: I dressed up as RBG on Halloween, and SO MANY people asked me if I was Judge Judy. Her influence on the American psyche should not be underestimated.

schlubs. schlubs aint gonna get no love from me...hanging out the side of ya best mans ride tryin to holla at me.

i want their wedding to outshine KK 3rd wedding, because we don’t know how her 4rth will be

and brake up their marrige uppart

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

Today is the greatest.

How can I get this on a mug? I want this tweet silk screened and framed on my wall. I have never felt more alive.