hahaha wow what a cockmongler

Bard College, 80s... Took a gut sociology class with my gf who always teased me about her crush on the Prof. One night, she had to leave our dorm for a "rehearsal," and, through our window, I saw her jump in the car of said professor. I jumped in my car, tailed them to his house in nearby Tivoli, NY and staked the…

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

I dated a "local celebrity" for 3 years, and always suspected that he may not have been faithful, but could never prove it. I was working as a sales assistant at a radio station, and we had a staff meeting with our newest hire. This was right after I had finally broken up with the dude, and my supervisor was saying…

When she told me, over the phone, she was pregnant, it wasn't mine, and she was marrying her new boyfriend that weekend. That was literally the only time I broke something out of anger.

A friend of mine called his wife while we were in Afghanistan. She was really excited that to tell him that she was eight weeks pregnant. One problem: we had been in Afghanistan for three months. Turns out his wife was kinda bad at math.

I had accidentally lost a friend's favorite book and was too embarrassed to tell him so I told my boyfriend to keep it to himself as I stalled, hoping I would either find it or be able to replace it before he asked me to return it. Our (mutual) friend admitted that my boyfriend had spilled the beans a long time ago.…

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OMG The pony tail nightmare isn't just me??????????? I do Bar Method and there is some laying down and up against walls stuff that my pony tail is always interfering with. Having to figure my hair the fuck out part way through class is very frustrating.

LOVE you dress!

Open bar, dude!

I want to know what happened to "all dat bass" she was talking about a couple songs ago.

Red flags everywhere!!! As far as the eye can see.

I don't even mind the video that much, but the song is pretty bad.

She's a horrible lip-syncher for starters.

Meghan Trainor's video for her third single, "Dear Future Husband,"

As a former law student, I don't know how anyone can put up with fucking even one of us at a time.

Second best GIF Ever? Second best gif ever.

How big is "vast" or "colossal" in the context of an orgy?