A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

you, like me, have a firm grasp on sports and also metaphors.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

slowly james franco will enter your life & replace you

i would still read it tho

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

Gomez goes on to tell interviewer James Franco

Ha! Yes, exactly. Do not eat tortilla shells, people. They are like the fettuccine alfredo of bread products. BTW is this a good place for everyone to have yet another furious argument over whether or not their guac is good? Because if so I need to go make some popcorn.

Oh yes! Someone else just emailed me about that very topic, so look out for it soon!

You seem to be trying hard to avoid gendered pronouns but it just sounds like you had a group of people trying to get you to marry them.

and to clarify i have no issue with the author (that's obvious to me but i guess not to you or your hella huffy, righteous 16 stars)

yeah dude

Yeah, Carly must have known she was behind the other girls. It didn't stop her from having a meltdown over her "unloveableness," but alas. I liked her a lot at first too, though it worried me how insecure she seemed. I think her insecurities are the reason the Britt stuff brought out so much venom in her. Britt is the…

Want to change your sleeping life?
Buy some ear plugs.

Just here to say I appreciate that you bolded "free tote bag," as you bold all other celebs

Kelsey is every fake artsy girl you hated in college.

"SHE'S HERE, I'M HERE" reminds me of this woman, another reality show star that also suffered from borderline personality disorder.

Watching Kelsey watch Ashley drink wine is my new favorite show.

Saw this one coming a mile away. Although leaving them in the Badlands made him look even worse. Chris does seem to prefer the women who are genuine (with the exception of the producer's picks - see Britt). And while Ashley is a genuine princess (not an Iowa farm wife), Kelsey came off as completely fictional. And not…

Oh man, I hope they make her the next bachelorette. Can you imagine the amount of crazy? But chances are, they will probably go with someone boring for the next bachelorette and cast Kelsey in Bachelor in Paradise like they did with Clare from Juan Pablo's season.