I think I liked it better when Madonna did it, but shine on, you crazy diamond.

Yew guyz.

It'd be easier for me to be 21 again than it would for me to do more pilates, tbh.

I need to either do more pilates or be 21 again.

ME TOO! I'm so glad I wasn't alone in that.

You're right. The back-up dancer was actually an angel sent by God. The two of them are meant to fall in love so that he'll clip his wings for her before she dies in a tragic accident. Turns out the whole thing was actually orchestrated by Taylor and her cherubic gang of 90s film loving minions.

One of them was. The other two were men, but they danced in her show too (right shark and a chess piece).

This is what I need to know. Are those dancers THE dancers that Katie stole from Taylor? Because in that case, dressing them like Taylor is a GIANT, and EXCELLENT fuck you! Please report on this important event in my life.

That's not been my experience. In fact, quite the opposite. But everyone is different.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

WTF NO APPLE??

One of my co-workers recently asked one of my super cute co-workers out to eat a T-bone at the Western Sizzlin and then followed it up by saying they'd have to wait until payday though, because he didn't have any money until then. This would have been okay if the reason he didn't have money was because he has a wife…

I always had a thing for Geena Davis. Super smart, pro-level archer, gorgeous, great actress. She shoulda been bigger.

WOW LIKE THE RUDEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN SAID TO ME ON JEZ WOW

The fashion industry never was about marketing sexiness. It's much more about marketing insecurity and self-hatred.

How about... we have a commercial where the size 14 woman casually walks out to her neighborhood pool, followed by her size 2, size 8, and size 18 friends, all wearing various swimwear of their choice, in front of a group of dudes.

lol let me die

It's a classist bullshit statement based on being superior, arrogant, and cluelessly self-righteous. Sounds pretty fucking Republican to me.

I've never done it (or seen it done), but honestly? Fuck that guy. I hope he got a big old cheeseburger loogie omelet.