I hope he finds out he is number 4 in the rotation because his dick game is kind of weak.

if they break up i will literally die

I adore Kanye. He's creative and a narcissist and wants all of us to be our best creative, narcissistic selves. I hope you get a croissant today, Kanye.

"But I wanna say that my wife has dated broke black dudes. It got nothing to do with the money."

AHHH THIS GAVE ME LIFE

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

Emily Thorne is reportedly handling this news by moving into a beautiful cottage next to Netflix's mansion, slowly charming her way into Netflix's good graces and biding her time, waiting for the perfect moment when everything finally comes together.

Revenge isn't being removed from Netflix. It's the OTHER Revenge (Tony Scott's film, which also starred Madeline Stowe) that's disappearing from the service on 2/1.

Yeah, Revenge quickly went from "interesting premise" to "what the fuck is even happening in this show".

SHE'S IN VEGAS AND TOMORROW I WILL BE IN VEGAS AND MAYBE WE WILL MEET UP!

Can we have more stories about your dad? I want a pop culture + relevant quotes from Mark's dad version of DirtBag plz.

THIS IS THE JOB. THESE ARE THE RULES.

RE: Jana Dugger. The idea of someone from that family worried about being "alone" is a nugget of psych 101 gold.

We should all wear whatever the hell we want. Despite the title of this article, that's what real adults do. So, if you have a class ring and it makes you look and feel good, go for it.

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All…

once told by a trainer not to drink electroylyte-balancing liquids prescribed by the show's doctor because it would "ruin her one last chance to save her life.

I believe all of this. I knew there was now way you could healthily lose 50-100 lbs in a few months.

This is fantastic. I would hire you for any high-pressure job based on this anecdote alone.

I'm sobbing, that's beautiful.