Please stop dancing at me.

This is my SO's theory. He actually got kind of mad at me when I laughed at that idea. Which obviously made me laugh harder. Which made him a little madder. The whole thing escalated to the point where a nuclear bomb exploded inside of him, creating a miniature black-hole which he was subsequently sucked into. Alas, I…

Right? Dude has always been a little nuts. Who cares? His whole family is that way. I read a story about his Mom being proud that her husband died while they were making love. His brother named his kid Miller Lyte. They are just who they are, so no hate.

I agree, and also think that Matthew McConaughey is fine on a personal level. He's kind of wacky, and he doesn't care about looking cool. He seems like one of the few Hollywood actors who is just himself, even if that's odd or off-putting at times, without being an asshole. He has a certain touch of earnestness…

All white, all slight, all trite.

I really wish I'd known that rugged, masculine thinker was a career option. I'd have paid a lot more attention when my grandfather was trying to teach me about fly fishing lures.

Alright, alright, alright. ..

My attachment to the Olive Garden is purely nostalgic (it was a HUGE deal when it came to the next town over, and it was THE place to go for report card dinners), so there is a part of me that is screaming, "NO! YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE SIGN! YOU CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING! ALWAYS BE THE SAME FOREVER!"

That font should be shot and killed and buried in the desert.

Well, I told her my end goal was to get her to marry a lady and then have her renounce her Christian faith in a ceremony where all my atheist friends dip her in the blood of babies and kittens. She didn't laugh...

I have 24 days left until I'm officially On The Shelf. I'm not even 26. This is what I get for having Facebook friends from home who all got married really really early. I just can't even.

Dear tabloids: call me when you write a "George Clooney, sad and alone" story about how Clooney is usually with girlfriends for 2 years before breaking up, and the poor guy just can't catch a break.

This was brilliantly written. Bets on how long until Tracie is headhunted from Jezebel? This was probably one of the best researched and articulated stories I've read on here and that's being said by someone who has been reading Jez since its beginnings.

Kanye's a true narcissist, man. Meanwhile, somewhere Bey & Jay-Z are laughing hysterically.

Whadda figure on KK. That is an enviable hourglass.

I'll bet that if any of his exes designed shoes about him, the heels would be tiny and limp.

I was up at 3am writing a paper due today and decided to tweet Ahmad to see if he wanted Whataburger. [...] We went to whataburger and then came back to my place where they shared all these ridiculous stories and we hung out.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Even if that were the case (which it isn't), she's a beauty editor at French ELLE, it's her job to be aware of this kind of shit- worldwide.