You people need to visit my blog: 1,000 Ironed Dress Shirts. It is just pictures of the 1,000 times I've ironed my husband's shirts.

I mean, who has an affair with Bellatrix Lestrange?! I bet even her husband doesn't have sex with her. Her vagina probably chops off any penis that's not attached to a Dark Lord.

If God and the Devil were playing football, Manon is their stadium.

I went in to log into my Gawker account this morning and I got a 404. I think it's another update.

4 men in 4 weeks? And that is shocking now?

Fuck this "oh, it's so sad she just couldn't accept herself" bullshit. Until you walk around with a honker of a schnozz you have no idea how it feels. I finally (finally!) got a nose job in my early thirties (almost two decades too late if you ask me) and I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted from my…

I agree with Rose McGowan. But I have to say this, sorry Rose, I missed Prue. (I just looked it up and it's spelled Prue not Pru. I did not know that before.)

OMG. PANDA BABIES!!!!

Yeah, Australia is racist-as-fuck (Sorry Aussies, not all of you are like this, but come on, you still have televised blackface)

Aww, I'm liking Cordelia more. Her sexy-schmexy babymakin spell was pretty cool, and I see a "breaking bad" kind of thing in the works for her.

I'm starting to get REALLY concerned about myself because I really didn't think the book was that kinky... Or am I just a freak lol?

NO. NONONONONONO. J LO AND CASPER CANNOT BREAK UP. IT'S NOT ALLOWED. she's my cougar hero and this means we're all mortal and that my weird stuff with a 19 year old French guy will end at some point :( so many creys.

Could someone on Jezebel do a post on the fundraiser someone on Gawker started for this young woman? It seriously needs a signal boost.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

Friendship is the path for men and women to develop romantic feelings. If one of the parties decides that's not the case, she/he must exit the friendship, period. Hanging on is good for the non-interested party's ego, but terrible for the other and will end up feeling used. The only way it can work is if the…