How do I do that?

You have red hair? Do you live in LA? I'll be your more than friend you sound awesome.

I'm at work for a reality show (like the Real World but another one- not out yet), and I have to watch them go to a bar while I type everything they say. It is so weird watching people for 60-80 hours a week on screens that have never met you! They are kind of dumb but I feel really maternal over them because they are…

These things are all crass but none of them are that insane. The personal brand one is wtf but other than that, I'm sorry it sucks. It's painful. But there's no situation where people say the right thing. My dad's an alcoholic, and the things people say about that are INTENSELY facepalm ridiculous, but again, people…

I'm gonna make my man make me sandwiches til I say yes. This is a brilliant plan if orchestrated by someone who isn't this guy.

There are people that are reallllly thin and can't help it, and that probably sucks, but c'mon. Cry me a river. This thin-shaming girl sounds like she needs to eat a KNUCKLE SANDWICH to me. I'm thin and people say stuff to me like "YOU LOOK SO THIN" and "EAT A SANDWICH" and my mother constantly tells me SKINNY ISNT…

I call it Old Timey Criminal Face.

I don't date guys for their money, and when I go on a date with an actor or something (its LA, thats a whole different bag of worms), I ALWAYS offer to pay for myself. I always OFFER to pay for myself period, and I'm not upset when someone agrees. BUT, I did have a boyfriend who was making 200k a year while I was…

Made stork twitter. Accepting jokes. Stork gets all glory. https://twitter.com/AttackStork

I think she's fantastically candid. I really do think it's refreshing. She's like, yes I am very beautiful and rich and you know what I love, purses and schlocking my K-Mart clothes. Endorsements is her true calling? Does anyone else find that funny? Because I do. I'm sure a lot of people are like this, you guys- and…

I'm Hungarian have really, really thin, wavy, almost white hair and when I traveled to a couple places people touched it when I walked by and then pretended they didn't. I don't mind if it's a woman or especially a kid but when it's a weird 30 year old guy it made me feel funny because it can seem sort of sexual even…

This makes me want to dress like an 80s streetwalker tonight but then I'd have to shower. Cut offs it is. #nevernude

The problem with her like is , like you said, it's Borrowed. It's phony and inauthentic which is the reason it's so brazen feeling. She's young and I don't dislike her, but it's just so fake. From the song she didn't write to the black friends she doesn't have to the drugs I find it hard to believe she does. love the…

What drugs can I take to make my life like this? Where do I get leotards like that? What can I use to glue french fries into the shape of a skull? I have a lot of questions.

I've worked as a casting director and there are some TERRIBLE biases against Hispanic actors. They "either overdo it or do absolutely nothing," "seem too URBAN," or "act like a telenovella." Don't worry guys, I went to tally Rambo when they said these things until we hired like 10 "urban" actors, but just so you know,…

My Dad gets drunk and fakes a deathly disease every fathers day. He was a professional conartist. My brother is a Tennis player. My mom is dating her accountant. I am a playwright who is blonde. I am not joking. Besides the in love with each other stuff, they stole my life.

I dated a guy who modeled underwear for them! He had this tank top!! That was only one of many red flags but damn was he hot!

This makes me feel better about being a hermit!

How angry these dudes are getting means we're winning.

He's gonna need more time. No way he's ready. But he doesn't know how to casually date because he was well, married. Not dating. Call him in a few months. He'll be glad to hear from you. I'm sure he really liked you. It takes a long time.