Buster Bluth.

That's the darkest night of her life??? I REFUSE to believe that. Looks like a Tuesday at art school.

I agree with all these things. HOWEVER, Quinto was a good Spock. Best part of the movie.

Whatever. She's beautiful and plays Betty Draper well. Maybe she's a reptilian. Half of Hollywood is anyways—- some of them just conceal it better. I learned this on Youtube .

My Mom found the box, I wasn't there. I wouldn't have wanted to know what was inside of it, because anything that's' in a locked box in a college kid's room is probably porn.

One drawer. In the bathroom. I hyperbolized.

I look in all my brother's drawers to see what kind of new face products he has. One time he had a box, and it was locked. My mom picked it open - inside was computer air spray. She cried and cried because she thought that he was doing huffing, or whatever the kids are doing these days. He came in, blushed, and…

My adopted child is also going to be figure skating at 2. Also, my dog Butterbean that I will someday get will skateboard alongside her. Also, my mail order husband will videotape it while he's chained to the radiator.

I know every race has freckles- but I feel like there's something about this that is fetishizing being a 11 year old white girl, like everything else in fashion. I'm just going to wet my hair and wear a lot of lipstick like I usually do instead.

This article was exactly what I needed right now.

This is so true:

Yeah, if I wore a dress with a flap and it blew open I'd look bigger too and I'm a 2. She's wearing fun "I'm pregnant" clothes, and that dress is beautiful. I would be like, so what girl can handle it... but her whole life is her looks... I imagine this is probably pretty rough. I mean, there are people starving and…

Nothing worth bragging about!

I wrote a lot of plays for free. Maybe 20 of them. They all got produced. Now I write for TV and have a book deal. I would have never, ever gotten that without all the plays I spilled blood over for free. That said, I love theater. I wouldn't respect someone who wrote for TV for free- because- it's TV. They can pay…

Russian judge gives this a 10

I love both of them. I don't think there are more people like Anne Hathaway. This is a white swan/black swan argument. I love you, my white swans, I love your neuroticism and the way your hair looks great, and the way you are always on time. However, there are those of us that really would get drunk and hit on famous…

WHAT??!?! Average guys bang hot chicks all the time on shows. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, in real life, SOMETIMES HOT GUYS GO FOR WOMEN THAT ARE NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE. It's not TOTALLY CRAZY. Not everyone is into total babes. this is total bullshit.

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I just looked at a bunch of vaginas online after this, first confession. They all looked fine and in need of no Barbie surgery. Second, Barbie doesn't have a vagina. Third, lots of guys have weird, asymmetrical balls. Perhaps we should remove them and put perfect ping pong balls scented like raspberries in their…

I work in reality TV, that guy from Storage Wars is in SO MUCH DEEP SHIT, y'all. You don't DO that. That's like working for a magician and telling everyone how he does his tricks. Only you sign a 100 page contract first.