“If you read the scriptures closely,” the Baptists’ letter to zombie Jesus visitors begins , “the God of the Bible is not only a God of love, but also a God of wrath.”

Hard to tell, but probably best to send in the Satanists to get it sorted.

Human bodies are so fucking cool! Like, it’s actually possible to attach someone else’s body part to your own and, if done properly, your body is like “Welcome to the party, brah. Let’s get you up and running. Please ignore the liver; he’s cranky AF on Mondays.” Science, man.

So good....

I also considered “mangy orangutan costume filled with killer bees.”

All “conservative” “plans” are always the total opposite of what they tell you they are.

No, Drax is like someone who has Asperger’s. He would know that rounding people into camps and making them wear crescent moons would be wrong, he would, however think someone snarkily saying that is telling the truth of what they are feeling on the matter.

Drax is better then that.

I don’t know why anyone is even vaguely surprised that escaped mutant giant talking carrot Trump suggested this. His party is actively rejecting people over their religion disguised as national origin. And this happened in Virginia yesterday.

OK Ben Carson, now is FINALLY the right time for you to make a Nazi Germany comparison.

The next debate can be a street fight between the two.

“Please describe the accident.” “Trump Bump.”

Ironically, people are on the terrorist watch list can buy guns. Innocent refugees, however, get herded out of states and put onto religious tracking lists.

Wouldn’t it be more worthwhile to have Trump supporters register and wear a symbol? You know, so they are easily identifiable as clinically insane.

I had to re-read that sentence a few times because “a herpe” confused me so much.

JennICK McCarthy.

I’m guessing the irony of her unvaccinated children putting more people at risk by kissing them than an HIV+ person kissing them escapes her. I just hope people loudly exclaim “Ick!” when her little walking human Petri dishes do try to plant one on somebody.