This, I use an old black piece of plywood that was a part of a CD-I stand and I can destroy people on almost any game I play, except Counter Strike, fuck Counter Strike, after all these years I have yet to master it...or even learn how to play.

TECHNICALLY, the PS4 collects dust whether you're using it or not.

You need to omit "is" and "my." Then it'd be perfect. That's how I imagine my mother would say it.

I think usually people get offended anyway, even if it's clearly a joke.

Still my fav.

probably gets great gas mileage... i'll consider this my normal commute to work.

already stashing my hoard of banana peels in preparation.

ALL ABOARD!!

Calm down dude!

Oh, no problem! I'm with you! It's fair, however, to note that Sega throws off the release order argument as well to some extent; having released (in America, anyway) the....

Uh oh. Here comes the inevitable debate about whether or not the Wii U is next gen. Ugh. It's almost too boring of a cyclical argument to want to get involved in, but other than fanboy bullshit, I can't imagine how it's not considered next-gen.... because of the simple matter of coming after the Wii. Again, it's a…

And so did I.

I'll pledge about three fidy

You know, I'm quite a talented surgeon...I could do something about that hump on your back.

"Thing!?....I'll have you know good sir that's my wife."

Blob blob BLOB!

Obligatory.