I asked my 7 year old daughter to brush her teeth, she said she didn’t want to, I said she had to, she said “it’s my body and I decide what it does.”

* For congested, failing, american roads where you have to drive your kids to school every day averaging less than 30mph.

Hey baby, can you dig your man?

It’s like that time I said to her “Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot!”

Well, he did almost write her off...

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

I love how upset North Americans get over having to run a front plate on their cars. You guys really know how to get worked up about nothing because “it’s taking away your rights” compared to just ignoring all actual problems.

I hate those images (lead photo) where an image is projected onto the face. The person is only seeing the light that is hitting their eyes. In this photo she’s only seeing a bright light (and the text is backwards). Any time I see this in a movie or TV show it annoys me, probably more than it should :P

I remember hearing him on a sports talk radio show in 2007 while driving cross country he was so candid and entertaining it bummed me out he was the QB of the Dallas fucking Cowboys. Wish he got to play somewhere else so he wouldnt have that stigma attached to him. That said fuck the Cowboys 

You could say this before the kickoff of every single Lions game and it would be accurate.

Because penis.

None of those “what ifs” happened though. He hit a pothole at 19mph, if you can’t design an airbag system that can tell the difference between that and the car flipping over, try harder or let someone else design it.

Also, I’ve you give Natalie Portman shit, she will cut you.

Definitely not glee. Just resigned gallows humour.

There’s not a whole lot of talking but there is that fight where Okoye and Black Widow save Wanda from Proxima Midnight before Wanda sends her up into those hilariously destructive buzz-saw tanks. My friend tapped me on the shoulder in the theater and said “Is this two badass women saving a badass woman from a badass…

That’s what she said.

I’d watch a Picard series about a retired captain pottering around as an amateur archaeologist. Each episode, he goes to a different spot in the Federation (or outside of it), just to explore, but there’s always some underlying problem in the place he goes, which he always solves with a stirring speech on ethics.

Eh, if not Brie Larson, Katee Sackhoff would have been better. Captain Marvel is pretty much Starbuck with a suite of super abilities.