They need a better evacuation plan. 

I mean technically when you no longer produce cars, and just focus on trucks and SUVs, you have eliminated new CAR smell.

My old band was actually going to use that but went with Ruptured Spleen instead. Probably what kept us from hitting it big.

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

And were’s what Joe Theismann, then of ESPN, wrote about it:

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

I’m a bit confused here.

You don’t know how much WALMART paid APPLE for the iPhone that they sell to you for $1000.

Just like you don’t know how much your DEALER paid FORD for the FOCUS they sell to you for $XXX.

You do know MSRP for BOTH the iphone and the ford Focus, that is fairly public information.

in fact I think…

I will not with a chili mac,

Yes, but did she nail the dismount?

Holy shit, even that list of boring players was boring. 

Initially thought it was a Mitsubishi Galant.

So he could get hit by a bus.  I just fucking said that

Now with 100% more Benny Hill

Nice price or crack pipe

Reply to TingleyStorm: Yes, Dipshit unnecessary. The officer COULD have stopped the car and simply stated “Ma’am we had a report of a stolen car/suspicious activity in the area/medical alert for an older person”. Literally anything benign enough to stop the car and then assess the situation. His choice was to remove…

The concrete is curing just fine. It doesn’t need more retardant.

less J. Depp, more MJF pleez

“the wreck is being ruled as a racing incident”

If that’s the case, what place did the Tow Truck finish? 

And his daily driver is a pair of Nikes