User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

I am leaning toward your comment being in worse taste. If I had money or not and someone else’s negligence killed my child, I would sue as well.

Many times the money from these settlements is given to a charity, but it’s nice that we don’t know that yet so you can be a jealous little bitch. ;)

I mean, as opposed to the company not being held accountable at all?

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

I vaguely recall that there Christian groups who claimed that the “Mark of Cain” was being black. Which then, in their minds, justified them treating black people like shit. It was certainly used by pro-slavery groups. Presumably there are still people today who use this as their internal rationale for being racist.

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

(team pie)

There was a time when I would have eaten it because it contained 1970's era Soviet drugs!

totally, I’d just make sure to control the dosing

A cheesecake with wacky soviet drugs? I... would probably consider it.

Yes. But only a small piece. Tranquilizer laced cheesecake seems like a good idea. Therapeutic, even.

Yes.

Not gonna lie. I might.

allegedly baked a cake

What’s a signal pole and Brian Urlacher have in common?

People here are taking days off to save on an oil change.

Looks like they put pine tar on em, you know, for extra grip.

Get yourself therapy, you are a sick fuck and you need help.

I know what you are saying and I agree with it, just not fully. If you leave yourself the ability to harm people and take away your ability to decide if you are going to harm people or not, it still seems premeditated.