meh, but it reminded me of this so you get my star:

*Cough*

So regular GOP, then.

There’s a Simpsons video for everything.

“For legal reasons, we think the Reliant Robin is a wonderful car that always stays upright.”

Oh man when one of the Ferrari guys grabbed Massa, hugged and kissed him, I was a mess.

And the Lord said, “Let there be smoke and wailing V10 exhaust notes.” And there was, and it was good until that smoke burneth’d from the bowels of the beast and there were flames, and it was not good.

In sure and certain hope of the acceleration to terminal speed through our Lamborghini, we commend to the atmosphere our tires Pirelli; and we commit its rubber to the asphalt; sulfur to sulfur, polymer to polymer, dust to dust. The Hoon skid them and screech them, the Hoon make their tread bald upon them and be…

Go here, get ready to laugh. This site is a gold mine of insane face-blindedness.

In further news, Frank Williams will not be travelling to Brazil for the race, as he has to attend the birth of the team’s reserve driver…

I’m not an Engineer, but I’m pretty sure there is supposed to be a COTD named in the COTD post.

germany begat multiple chemical/pharmaceutical companies in the 19th century and early 20th century which are still active today. they all likely played some part in the war efforts. Bayer may be the one you are most familar with today.

You’re thinking of Bayer. I am not sure of their entire role during that time but they are a German founded company. Unless I am missing another one?

And then there were the Dodge Brothers, who weren’t Jewish, but put the Star of David on their cars to piss ol’ racist Henry off.

(Shamelessly self-shared elsewhere, for reasons.)

Here in Michigan, I’m fairly convinced you can get away with almost anything as long as you have 4 wheels, a reasonable exhaust (can still be quite loud, just don’t open it up near a cop) and little to no window tint.

“... take my backpack...”

In Trump buildings they call it Pussy Corner.

“Someone almost got a full brake job instead of an oil change...”

This happens all the time in hospitals