Good thing no one asked you.

i would make the most glorious mess there

Ontario Provincial Police have released this dramatic recreation of the fight:

I keep getting the feeling that all of Canada's rudeness is being channeled through Justin Bieber. We broke it, so we had to buy it. No refunds. No wonder they apologize so much.

Of course Wrecking Ball isn't about Liam, that would imply that she had something to do with it being written.

You do have a certain worldview and agenda.

I mean, I get it, but at the same time: marriage is a Federal right for all now. The states where folks still can't get married, it's really just a procedural matter of time for the upper courts to knock the rest of the laws out.

and members of the LGBT community who are mad that they said they would wait to get married until everyone could get married

Is this flattery, Doree Lewak?

You think that's Zen? I'll one-up you.

Shut up. Hello Kitty will be a cat in my heart forever and always.

$200.

People hunt with Uzis now or. . .?

So basically we live in a world where the parents who put their proud ideologies before basic fucking sense and allow a 9-year-old girl to lethally handle an submachine gun will inevitably be showered with sympathetic support and theraputic assistance, while a mother who lets her children play in a park is arrested…

I learned at 5, but it was a measly bolt-action .22. The age isn't the issue, it's the type of firearm and the lack of adequate supervision. (Anyone dumb enough to let a 9yo handle an Uzi doesn't qualify as adequate supervision)

You just stop that sensible advice shit RIGHT NOW! We are Americans and don't need none of that commie bullshit.

I'm sorry- abortion law aside, this woman gave birth to a child, who was apparently alive but presumed by the woman to be dead, and she sought hospital treatment but LEFT THE FETUS OUTSIDE OF A RESTAURANT. You can't just do that, what the fuck? I am so pro-choice, I'm almost pro-abortion, but that's not the way you…

"Documents also allege Patel took drugs ordered from Hong Kong to try to abort the pregnancy.