Nice sentiment - too bad its inaccurate. From a global perspective, until the 1920s, by far and away the number 1 killer of women was childbirth.

What's your greatest weakness?

*does 5 lunges* WHY DON'T I LOOK LIKE SERENA WILLIAMS YET.

I watched some of his courtroom behaviour during the trial. Do they have some sort of Academy Awards in South Africa? I'd like to nominate him for Best Performance By A Hero Worshipped Male Athlete Accused Of Abusing Women.

Yeah I know, I know - it's a very crowded category.

At the risk of repeating myself:

This pretty much sums up why it's problematic, IMO.

Throw a scrunchy in there and you've basically exhausted all of Cosmo's sex tips.

Fixed it for you :)

Besides being irresponsible and bad role models and endangering their kids, what kind of pathetic underdeveloped 37-year-old wants to party with a bunch of 14-year-olds? Like, what would you even talk about? I'm 27 and here's the extent of my conversation with 14-year-olds:

From Team Dog Headquarters:

If only the poor could play-act and have it glorified as art. I wanted to like this but it left me rolling my eyes.

Cool floor turtle asshole. Must be in Brolivia.

I've gotten crap my ENTIRE life because I put ketchup on my hotdogs. My family thinks that only mustard and relish belong on hotdogs, and I only put mustard on burgers, and relish can just fuck right off.

I approve of mayo in all things, and I love me some ketchup mixed with mayo, so you're on your own here.

If only they knew he made 32k since June. JUNE!

Well, that changes everything!

yes this "he was her boyfriend, no he wasn't" seems like the perfect basis for his defense team to try and paint this as a "heat of passion" attack which *could* mitigate the sentence, unfortunately. Also can't wait to see what the defense does with her porn career...not that it is relevant in the slightest but much…

Oh, Mark.

Always Sunny had a great quote about dreams:

Let his epitaph read: "He tried to rape his victim, but could not attain an erection." Rot in prison, limp dick.