My favorite story about a kid who can't spell goes like this:

Hey now, these situations are never just black and white.



I'll get my coat.

This only makes me love pandas more, for being smart enough to trick the humans.

Lots!

I am helping at my daughter's school with the hot lunch, all I know is each lunch must have a protein.

I have had actual fantasies about that scene more times than a grown ass woman should admit. I would also like to present this for your consideration (and also I just love this picture).

I ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Shrayber.

CANNOT UNSEE.

Oh lawdy, lady I'm going to be the gripey one here. When did publicly shaming your child in front of the world become a thing? What sort of parent decides to "parent" by humiliating their 13'ish year old daughter and making her the laughing stock of not just her friends, but the whole internet? I would never treat my…

They are the worst tippers, I hear. Montreal folk on vacation in Florida, STEP IT UP.

I barely made it through. I have had encounters with people like this in real life, and it is amusing at first, then depressing at the end.

Edited: Redacted! I totally misunderstood.

I'm going to answer your question with questions.

1. Name: ThisIs A. Man

This will sound weird:

Dude, I'm not stupid.

Not listed in this article, but listed in the Gawker one, was that the flight attendant instructed the man to remove the devices, and he didn't comply. Honestly, if the lady hadn't thrown water in his face, an Air Marshal would have tazed him, which would have been hilarious.

Please be a real product....