The misspelled giant word “IMPOTECNCE” displays the kind of planning one would expect from someone with a massive sign about God’s plan.

If this guy doesn’t also check marriage status for every man who gets Viagra or Cialis then his religious piety is bullshit (not that we didn’t know this already)

I’ve always wanted to see this grand idea put into action.

They’re probably gonna watch this after their game of pac-man...

RCA jacks? Look out!

Hannah Montana. Just sayin'

Ha. I wrote a science fiction story in 3rd grade where there were dogs that lived on the moon. Blue dogs, of course. I needed a name for them and wracked my tiny brain until I came up with a word I had never heard before: puke. Pukes that lived on the moon. Reading aloud, the class erupted in merriment. I was so…

I remember when I was in the 2nd grade and I wrote a poem in honor of my beloved cat called "I Love My Pussy." The teacher used it in a display of student works, but she told me I had to change the title to "I Love My Cat," even though it totally hurt the rhyme scheme. It took me awhile to get why she wanted a change.

Exactly.

"using an instrument called the White-Juday Warp Field Interferometer."

I guess I won't invite you to my pumpkin cannon event.

"2- wtf are the rings underneath the explosion?"

"It's worth noting that the characters in the game are a diverse bunch, with African-American models used to depict a variety of jobs including ballerina, firefighter and life guard."