will (optative) -> shall (future)

stop breeding

A good exemplum of how a “good” Catholic, or any Catholic, isn’t a Kristian. The Gospels say no one is good. And the OT defines life with breath, so a brood isn’t alive until birth; Num 5C prescribes abortion for adultery.

You can’t even spell memes.

big:lite::great:small::mickel:littel.

A cloud is thin; you mean slim or lean.  Also everything is natural; you mean freakishly.

whose children?

You don’t even know what phobia and folks mean.

not so nescient; you are

Fountains of Wayne?
Sheryl Crow?
Muse?
Pink?
Oh Honey?
Taylor Swift?
Cee Lo?
Ingrid Michaelson?

pseudo
waving

Don’t forgot to hate and leave your family, sell all, buy a sword, make yourself poor, cut your bollocks off, not marry, drink poison, play with snakes, speak in tongues, heal the sick, cast out demons, eat anything, not worry about tomorrow, get beaten up, excuse lawbreaking, get ready for the world to end 1950 years…

She and everyone was never Kristian: http://web.archive.org/web/20171022084329/medium.com/@alysdexia/kristians-dont-exist-59f4730f6dea.  She’s supposed to be poor, for one.

There are no real Kristians: http://web.archive.org/web/20171022084329/medium.com/@alysdexia/kristians-dont-exist-59f4730f6dea.

So it rips off Carrie Underwood’s baptism video...

It doesn’t feel or do nesciently; you do.  Also don’t call the reader a funny dresser.

wrong, retard

Why don’t you use a cup?!

Zucchiniare.

Girl and woman aren’t ages. Those go maiden, maid, lady, crone.