I spent my entire childhood / young adulthood being brought up in an Assembly of God church. It was made very clear to me (a girl) that not only was my role to be a wife and rear children for my husband, but that I should really, really, really WANT to do that. Like, there was actually something wrong with me if I did…

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Man, that Lady Gaga’s been around for ever. She just doesn’t age.

EXCEPT Anna Torv definitely did that way before Maslany. But I love them both so it’s okay.

Past participants for the Women Who Kick Ass panel have included Katey Sagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany and Maggie Q.

I think it is good that you recognize that there might be a problem. It sounds like you should talk with a therapist. I think that would help you deal with some of the anxiety and stress you appear to be experiencing. If you have a doctor you feel comfortable discussing that with, they should be able to give you some…

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

Tennis players do that a lot, btw

I guessed Kanye

Before she was famous she used to perform small, cabaret type shows around NYC. She’s wicked talented and has the best musical/voice ability out of any pop star out there. She's been singing this well her whole career.

Besides her incredible talent, her ability to do whatever the fuck she feels like without giving a shit what anyone thinks has always impressed me. I love that lady to death!

Check your organic privilege.

My mom would never agree to make that promise. I love her, but she is kind of creepy sometimes.

I have an excellent deathly hollows story. I pre-ordered the book online. I also ordered, from a different site, used copies of all the other books so my bf could catch up. 2 days before the release, deathly gallows got delivered. I was so confused, but finished it before the release. The day after the release? I got…

I worked at Borders until the bitter end. Last day, some ass hole customer came by right after we closed. We were all outside having our farewell cigarettes, and the customer pulled up with his entire family in his truck. He started screaming about picking up one of the bookshelves from the liquidator, who wasn’t…

I had two bosses at Borders before I managed the place. One was legitimately insane and routinely threw books at me.

Female recreational cyclists do not generally need to push their limits, race against time and increase their adrenaline when riding rough downhill trails. They just want to enjoy the time spent in nature on the bike, and their expectations on the bike are completely different from the men’s professionals’. They look…

Thank you! We’re trying again (hopefully the last time!) at the end of the summer.

She did IVF. You get the pregnancy test 2 weeks after transfer, regardless of how many babies it is. The only time it would be “questionable” is if the blood test doesn’t think you’re pregnant enough - it’s positive, but your HCG is lower than they want it to be. In that case, they bring you back in for a second test…

As someone with two fertilized eggs being planted into me tomorrow, starting out with two fertilized eggs is no guarantee of twins or any baby at all.