The bad part is I could totally see it being the premise for a Hollywood rom-com. “Meg Ryan thought she was gonna be dead in two years when she promised Tom Hanks a date in five years. Now she’s a survivor who’s finally ready to live, and he’s a hopeless romantic with a heart of gold. Coming to theatres this November,…

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

My best friend’s mom needed a kidney and no one we knew was a match. So my friend and I gave genetic information to the Univ of Neb Med Center and they submitted it to the Paired Donation database. Turned out I matched a guy in Iowa (who needed a kidney) and my friend’s mom matched his wife (who was a willing donor).…

He’s really good at bleeding on shirts. I’ve never done it as stylishly as he did.

Exactly. Time to turn off the Duggars.

Maybe not though. She's the only one at Fox that will give people a hard time and ask tough questions. If only she was more consistent.

I want Magyn smear them sooo bad

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

During the ceremony? No. Neither of us cried. (For the record - MY OWN WEDDING is the only one I have ever attended where I didn’t cry.) I did inform my dad several times before we walked down the aisle that if he cried, it would make me cry, and it would mess up my makeup, and I would never forgive him, so he held…

My friends did a cat toss instead—they threw a stuffed cat into the whole assembled crowd and the person to catch it was supposed to be the next person to get a cat.

I found myself surprised that I was upset that during the rape they showed only Theon’s face. The only thought I had was “way to make a woman getting raped all about how a man feels.”

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

That one is actually a deal-breaker for me. I cannot take it.

PLEASE TELL US THE COLUMNS SECRET

Men are wired to respond to looks (signs of health and fertility),

Pretty sure this has happened to everyone. First, you feel straight up insulted someone so gross could POSSIBLY think you’d ever date them. Then, you feel straight up disgusted with yourself over the realization that this is how you really think.

I have to confess about a related issue...I was once hit on by a really gross person, and my gut feeling was insult. Right after that I felt bad about feeling that way, but for whatever reason, it hurt my pride. :/

I openly admit to occasionally using them to subvert ass hats. I often work motorcycle industry conventions for a magazine I sometimes write for. At these events, I typically get confused for a rented booth girl. (a compliment maybe? I ... I don’t think so because...) Men often talk down to me, assuming I don’t know…

burns are great but reactions are better