Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Agree. And it’s one of those issues you don’t even realize is there until someone points it out to you. I’ve literally never seen a black penis on screen. Though I have read that ‘interracial sex’ porn (black men with white women) is one of the most popularly searched porn types. People seek out what they fear in…

not if I take them from you

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Don’t you know? Exactly 24 hours before being born, the baby sends you certified mail informing you it’s about to arrive. And it’s helpful because experts know that this is the best time to perform abortions.

Fuck anyone questioning timing of this. He fucking triple dog dared these women to come forward with his supposed respect for women. Here’s a man used to doing whatever he wants, to whoever he wants knowing they cannot do anything back because court is expensive as fuck. This is such a beautiful thing to witness.

Seriously? I’m referring them to ENT. I’m not going anywhere near that.

Sleeping with a stocking over your head solves that problem according to the television show Raising Hope.

I once flushed a live louse out of an ear. Somehow I managed to keep it together...until it JUMPED up from the kidney basin, at which point the patient and I both screamed.

Omg sweet baby Jesus, I can’t handle the cockroach thing.

I’m terrified of spiders and had one crawl into my ear while I was sleeping a few years ago. When the doctor in the walk in clinic quietly excused himself after looking I was like “I fucking knew it!” They didn’t actually tell me until after a nurse flushed it out.

A big bug of some kind flew in my ear when I was a kid. It was so unbelievably loud flapping around in there against my ear drum. My mom poured rubbing alcohol in my ear then I tilted my head and it slid right outta there

You are going to walk in there and be a badass mofo’ rock star, and then right after you’re going to duck into a washroom and have a private little mini-meltdown.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

The Economist’s new cover:

Where HAS Palin been lately?

I’m waiting to see whether Palin will defend him. I remember her being up in arms a couple of years ago because someone used the R word.

This will not be surprising to those of us who have been paying attention. If this video surfaces, it’s not going to cause him to lose support with his base. The GOP only really lost their shit when he mentioned harrassing a white woman (as Black Twitter continues to point out.)

The “hilarious” part is that if she’d divorced him she’d be reamed for being ungodly, unforgiving, unchristian, and having no moral values.

So, the Republican party only believes a woman has ever been actually sexually harassed if it is done by a Democrat in the White House. Got it.