“As he couldn’t take another six months of home based work to go with her on a shooting in Cabo, senior account payable officer John Smith and actress A decided to part ways.”

I love the fact that if Jesus* were alive today and showed up at an airport, we would tell him to go fuck himself.

It’s going to cost a lot of money and we aren’t getting it funded by Mexico. So in that sense, after we slash taxes on corporations and rich and transfer our 2nd largest source of federal funds (National Lands) to the state level, we will have no way to effectively pay for it.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

“He’s been appointing cabinet positions like it’s opposite day”

Is it awful of me that I’m so fed up with everything Trump breathes on at this point, I’m ready to just sit back and watch the fire burn? (Rhetorical... I know it’s awful.)

I will admit that this song is catchy AF, but I’ve always had a problem with that part where they sing “I’m sending pic after picture, I’mma get you fired... I know you’re always on the night shift...”

That motherfucker subjected his own daughter to medical examination of her genitalia and dragged her through a court case in order to GET CUSTODY OF HER.

The thought has crossed my mind, but then we get pence.

He watched her go over the balcony and then walked downstairs and bought a slice of pizza away from the building.