I haven’t talked to her yet, but there’s been a hilarious text chain going all day with all of the groomsman. The song has always been a sensitive topic, and the groom is basically like, “Really?! 12 years go by and THIS is the week they announce a show?”

Hey there Ashley! I can totally find out what Delilah thinks of the song 12 years later and of the upcoming show if you want.. considering I’ll be at her wedding this coming weekend!!! She’s finally marrying her college sweetheart - the same guy she was dating when she met Higgenson that fateful night.

I absolutely LOVE dogs, I own 2 (adopted), and your list seems more than reasonable... basic dog ownership 101 I’d say.

You know that the world has reached an all time level of mind blowing fuckery when John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and hell, even Glenn Beck have emerged as the voices of reason lately, in comparison to the gelatinized cheese grit that is our president-elect.

Is it awful of me that I’m so fed up with everything Trump breathes on at this point, I’m ready to just sit back and watch the fire burn? (Rhetorical... I know it’s awful.)

I will admit that this song is catchy AF, but I’ve always had a problem with that part where they sing “I’m sending pic after picture, I’mma get you fired... I know you’re always on the night shift...”

Aww my heart breaks for you. Our dog passed in July and I still can’t think about him without tearing up. He was the first dog we adopted together and the first to go, so I’m hoping it gets easier from here. We adopted another puppy in September, because our other dog needed a new sibling and we were used to being a 2…

This exactly - accompanied by some special herbal treats

Definitely not trolling and bracing myself for the potential barrage of name calling to come...