The MAGA movement isn’t conservatism. Conservative is a legit political  position. MAGA is a fascist cult.

I’m embarrassed to say that at first I thought the headline said “All one night stands are sexless and impractical”.

My god, right? It could be that they’re both okay people and that they simply weren’t right for each other and we all need to just quit speculating. I know, I know. I’m here reading it. Guilty as charged. I just wish people with kids would divorce and focus on the kids for a year or so before jumping into new…

Holy shit you are just so insistent on misconstruing things. The only input Sudeikis had was asking that she be served where he thought she could be found (the airport or at her hotel), neither of which were meant to be public. But, and I quote “after several failed attempts” the processor server resorted to…

What if I told people that they don't have to pick a team in a celebrity divorce?

It’s funny how he gets the benefit of the doubt from the public but she doesn’t. It’s almost like we live in a misogynistic society or something. Must be my imagination. 

Um... Yeah pretty notably, Rhea Perlman for the past 40 years. Depending on your age they’re kind of considered a classic comedy power couple.

if that were the actual plot I’d be 1000% more likely to watch it than I currently am LOL

Yeah I don’t know why Lady Gaga is considered a brilliant actress. She’s not that great.

To Harry, I’ll say: Not every musician needs to make the grand pivot to film. Not everyone is gonna be Lady Gaga. In fact, some of you will simply be waiting for “Applause” that may never come. Sorry, Harry. Great ass, though.

Do you mean “sophomoric” effort or “sophomore” effort

You see, mixed accent couples weren’t legalized until 1970 so Styles’ character is clearly struggling to keep up the façade in a society that won’t accept his relationship with Pugh. The psychological strain is breaking apart his identity.

He won’t be the first or the last to get a pass because they’re pretty.

I forgot that was a real thing that was said by a real person. Ugh.

Motherfucking sexual predators can afford a house and I’m still renting. The fuck.

And:

A reminder for all our super-racist friends out there:

5. Cutting things in your hand instead of on a cutting board. “Never aim a knife at your body.”

4. Using dull knives. You use too much force on the food that might not fare well from it and you are more likely to slip.

3. Using lid while frying. That traps the steam so you’re steaming the food, not frying.

2. Not…

People bash on dried pasta because they under salt the water, undercook the pasta, and don’t reserve some pasta water for finishing the dish.

I’ve been washing my cast iron under hot water, with a drop of Dawn and a gentle use of a steel OR nylon scrubbie, for decades. It’s got a jet black patina of near-Teflon grade seasoning you could use as a mirror. Milk is pointless in scrambled eggs, but heavy cream is awesome. (The “20 minute scramble” is a pain, but…