Peter Thiel is EXACTLY that snowflake.

Glad to hear it, things have cleared up a fair bit for me

Is this the same snowflake that had Gawker shut down? He can fuck right off.

Doin' alright! 🙋‍♀️

heya Pandy, how’ve you been??

I fled too, but the pierogis called me back. 

I wonder what the rightwing response would be if George Soros invested in an app that tracked individual gun ownership?

“I love it when the sun can turn a living thing to stone.... What!!!! non-white Elves!!! That couldn’t happen.”

I just saw fall/Halloween baked goods at Target. I  don't want to eat stuff with brown, orange and yellow frosting any earlier than October 1. 

I remember a trip I took to San Francisco one July, where other tourists were easy to identify.  They were the ones shivering in their shorts and t shirts. 

Summer by the Bay starts in August and runs through to October; this was a PSA for those of you who pack your lightest summer clothing for a trip to San Francisco in July. 😐

Soon October will be a summer month too.

I would like to sign the petition to legally require all fall and winter holidays to start in their appropriate month. The creep on all three of these holidays bugs me. Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas all fall at the ends of months. Three weeks lead-up is plenty of time. I saw Halloween stuff in stores in early…

No one is forcing you to participate in consuming fall. If you’re getting targeted by ads, falling for it, and unhappy about that, maybe it’s time to get introspective. Influencers have no power over me, and I don’t have any TV with commercials, so I’ll be partaking in pumpkin in October, as you will, but without the…

You say baby face, I say puffy and squinty.

“tHey’Re LeGAL ADDULTS!”

I hope the school district is doing some serious vetting of these host families.

Remembering Laura frozen in terror as her houser threatened her husband with a butcher knife.

That’s how teachers lived in small towns in the 1870s. For real. The teacher lived with a new family every month because they couldn’t afford housing.

I read my kid all of the Laura Ingalls Wilder books.