Can’t we find some kind of gif substitute for MTG, cause I feel a slight vomit coming up every-time I see that fucking face.

Doing nothing is not a recipe for success. Doing something is better than nothing and may nudge that Overton Window and make stronger action more possible as benefits from this legislation show up. 

It’s never enough, but it’s a big something, and our Earth needs it desperately. Go Dark Brandon! Dance that victory dance.

On the other hand, let’s see if there’s any change to their donations to the GOP after this announcement.

When a pharmaceutical company is the voice of reason. Blech.

My MIL gave me a mini Telfar bag for xmas last year and I looked it up and was like, wait is this queer little plastic bag some kind of fancy thing somehow?!?! Apparently it is. I am cool now.

Because if they didn’t people would feign confusion over who “they” are. It’s fairly common to see it in articles talking about non-binary people.

Someone dial 1-900-MIXALOT! This guy likes big butts but is both lying and denying it!

I thought that too but then I remembered that people like this hold onto their outrage about stuff long after the initial fad, like conservatives complaining about baggy pants long after rappers kinda moved onto skinny jeans. They don't keep up with trends and obsess over what they think black people are doing.

Up next: The Spice Girls are corrupting America’s youth!

You know you’re late to the party when even Disney movies have made fun of people being scandalized by it.

HOW did he not work the terms “urban” or “thug” into his rant?  did he not have his “racist dog whistle” bingo card open while he wrote it?  come on you dipshit, you need to up your game LOL

How long has twerking been mainstream? Isn’t this guy like 10 years late to the outrage? Was he just out of moral panics to scare up?

I think that person just meant the phrase "mama bear," not the actual concept of a protective mother. 

Can we just retire the use of “mama bear” I mean seriously blergh.

Although I suppose it’s in keeping with the entire underlying mechanism of religion for the most part - do things not because they are right, but out of fear of divine retribution.

Wool hiking socks are MUST for summer hikes. And winter hikes. Pretty much all hikes in general.

Well, that was glorious and totally destroyed me. Thank you. 

I think you mean “beset by” rather than “besotted by” health issues, unless one of those issues is Munchausen syndrome.  

“Besotted by health issues...” You don’t mean ‘besotted’, that means ‘infatuated’. Maybe ‘beset’?